Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Hey People lets not forget about William and Kate!

   I hope Obama held the gun sideways when he shot Bin Laden.

   So now since Mr. Laden is no longer with us does this mean gas prices are going down ?

   Now if only they could find Waldo....

   Amazing in the same week he finds his birth certificate and bin Laden

   Does this mean diaper prices are going down...?

   I bet Obama is mad he had to put that suit back on!

   I can't believe I'm eagerly waiting to hear Obama speak and tell me something other than his resignation.

   If Ashton Kutcher pops up right now and says "You just got Punk'd"... Ima be so pissed!

   think it "Has Bin" a Blast!

   hoping the death of Osama Bin Laden means I cen get on a plane without getting fondled by a TSA agent.

   Hide and seek undefeated Champion, Osama Bin Laden 2001-2011!

   I wonder how Kate and the Prince are doing right now, since the news has been taken off of them for a dead guy.

   Obama = Winning

   Remember Hitler in the movie Little Nicky?.... I figure right about now Osama Bin Laden is getting his first pineapple.

   Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.

   and now.. to Ollie Williams in the Black-u-breaking news room.. Ollie? OSAMA DEAD!!!!!

   justin bieber is still alive :(

   Sorry nobody seems to want to tell all the spanish people out there so allow me "Osama está muerto."

   S/O to the death of Bin Laden!!! Word has it, he was at Bush house eating dinner & choked on a chicken wing!!!