Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   OSAMA may you rot in hell and have to listen to entire justin beiber discography over and over again for all eternity

   Osama Bin Laden just found out that his 70 virgins are gay men...too late! Up yours, Osama!!!

   Instead of labeling OBL with the titles he would want and relish in, such as "Al Qaeda founder", "Terrorist Leader" or "9/11 Mastermind", we should just label him as Hide & Seek Champion 2001-2011. You're next Waldo.

   the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.

   OK England, we will see your wedding and raise you a funeral.

   I bet george bush woke up with a hard on for the first time in 35 years

   They say "Osama Bin Laden is dead" ... I say "Fraps it or it never happened"

   I bet Osama Bin Ladin is looking up from the pits of hell and spewin' he used his real address on his Playstation Account!!

   So with all that news last week about the iPhone 4 tracking all kinds of stuff, makes me wonder....did Bin Laden have an iPhone 4?

   less then 24 hours after Osama was killed , the US took custody of the body and dropped it in the sea? B.S. , he isn't dead... 1 word ... "RE- ELECTION"

   Dear Osama bin Laden... WINNING! .. Yours truly, Charlie Sheen..

   Bin Laden-R.I.P. REST IN PISS!

   So now that Osama came out and saw his shadow and got killed does that mean we still have 2 more years of Obama?

   that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.

   "You can add 'Find & kill Osama' to the list of things that happened since Cubs last won World Series."

   Marco....marco.....marco??? Oh Osama you're not playing anymore?

   So Osama Bin Ladens dead....Amazing what Americans can do when playstation network is down

   Dear Lord... When he stands before you for judgment, let him stay around for a while. Give him the grand tour and introduce him to the thousands of people who have been waiting there for over a decade to forgive him. (continued...)

   Elton John is said to be writting a tribute song for Bin Laden's Death - SANDALS IN THE BIN

   "9/11 organiser dead". Nonsense, I've never seen George W. Bush looking healthier.