Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   "This was the best football game I've ever seen!" -Guy who's never seen a football game.

   Peyton Manning was just seen buying Marijuana from some dude out in the parking lot. . .

   the last great run by a bronco was in 1994

   And Eli Manning smiles quietly to himself. Knowing he will be the Manning with the most Super Bowl wins

   Let me know when these lame american football jokes are over. Soccer > American Football.

   Damn Yankies and their football. Who plays football using hands anyways? Girls maybe.

   Hey Peyton eat a Snickers! Why? Because you play like Tony Romo when you are hungry.

   Dear Monday.. I hate u...

   No matter where in the world your from....From Brisbane to London to Denver...It's official...Broncos SUCKS!!!

   Between Auburn and the Denver Broncos, Africa is buried in Orange clothing.

   No you are mistaken my ignorant friend. I am in Africa right now and we are NOT buried in any orange clothing. Who dresses in orange? Even us have standards.

   O.J. gave Broncos a better name

   Soccer weanies...Oh, you bumped into me! I'll fall to the ground and pretend I was hit by a bus!

   Peyton, who just so happens to own several Papa Johns Pizza's, has a New Super Bowl Special... One extra lare pizza, loaded on one side and nothing on the other!

   I'd make more Broncos jokes, but I don't want to beat a dead horse...

   Life is waaaaaay too short to safely remove a usb...

   Explain this egomaniac yanks, world champs? When its a NATIONAL league? Football when you use your hands? instead of follow up highlights its who had the best commercial? Pathetic overconsumption unhappy society.

   soccer weenies ?? try some rugby......eejit!!!

   The average soccer player is 5'8" and 150 lbs. That's not a professional athelete, that's a 12 y/o in America!!

   Was late getting to the Super Bowl party and missed the first 15 seconds, but the game was already over.