Funny Status Message #144571
X says Soccer weanies...Oh, you bumped into me! I'll fall to the ground and pretend I was hit by a bus!

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Monday February 3, 2014 @ 11:19 AM
Hard to hear what you are saying underneath all that Padding? Why not try taking it off like Our Rugby Players ?