Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Somewhere, In An Afterlife, Sir Henry Cooper Is Beating Seven Shades  Out Of Osama Bin Laden :)

   ✓ Adolf Hitler ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Waldo, ☐ Carmen Sandiego

   Now that Bin Laden is polluting the Arabian Sea, I hear the sharks have declared "Jihad!"

   just downloaded this Lebron tone for my phone but I can't hear it cuz it doesn't have a RING!

   Breaking News from Bikini Bottoms... Sponge Bob Square Pants has issued a HIGH Terrorist Alert. Reports coming in that Bin Laden has been spotted sinking around Mr. Krabs underwater mansion... More on this breaking story later...

   I had a thought......Maybe instead of defunding Sesame Street, we should defund Pakistan. F them losers!!

   ✓ Adolf Hitler, ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Mother-In-Law

   It's a dog eat dog world...In case you didn't realize before hand...I eat puppies for breakfast.

   Food for thought: The guy that wanted to destroy Western civilization, lived in a mansion, near a golf course, drank both Coke and Pepsi products while urging his followers to blow themselves up. No word yet on what was on his iPod.

   I just spilled an entire glass of water on myself. Saddest wet t-shirt contest ever. Good news is... I won!

   And then it hit me... For years we have had the "#2", "drop a deuce", "talk to a man about a dog" and "drop the kids off at the pool"... Now I proudly introduce... "Hey guys, brb... I gotta go bury a Bin Laden."

   In his last act of terrorism, Osama Bin Laden is blowing up my facebook newsfeed.

   Be honest with yourself, deep down inside, is there anyone of us that doesn't desperately want to be "dead last"?

   Best part about the death of bin Laden... It got the media to shut up about the stupid Royal Wedding.

   Wow, I bet Bin Laden wishes he never completed his Census Form....

   I just read where the SEAL team that popped Bin Laden was based in Virginia Beach. So his big surprise at the end wasn't 72 virgins, it was 24 Virginians. Adios you ahole. Tell Saddan we send our regards and save a spot at the table for Gaddafi.

   looks like Bin Laden's episode of Cribs didn't go that well

   I really hope Osama didnt have a twin brother! ......#worried

   Damn Osama! First the Seals..........now the sharks!

   Enjoying a new drink called the bin laden. 2 shots and a splash of water