Funny Status Messages

   I took lessons from a half-wit and held onto it all.

   I think humans are smarter than fish. If you were walking down the street and there was a Bic Mac hanging on a hook would you just start eating it?

   The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You’re either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down.

   "Navarro is truly a moron, dumber than a sack of bricks. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂

   Backwards posts convey the message as intended while escaping the censors. But your cognition issues prevent you from comprehending anything substantive. I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker.

   "I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker." DUDE, you have the weirdest motherf*cking fantasies.

   You know who sukks? The Allman Brothers.

   I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

   Canucks are creepy weirdos relegated to the USA's attic.

   That should keep ya'll busy for the weekend.

   In fact, let's take it a step further. You only used one individual quotation mark the first time you used the word. Then the second time, you started with a proper quotation mark, but then didn't complete it with the second one.

   If this were real life, you'd be beaten so bad, you'd starve to death doing backflips 🤡

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   Way to muss the point. Not bad for a Canuck Rusky Com... ee

   Yep. You got it!

   Plummet this.

   That's right. Pick on an autistic person.

   I'd suggest the cuck Canuck avoid breeding. His genetic pool is in dire need of chlorine.

   I'm honored that the cuck Canuck stole the way I got around the censors by spelling it M^G^. You're welcome, oh ye of zero originality and mental acuity of a soap dish.

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