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Can we drive the snakes out of Washington for this St. Patrick's Day?
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03-16-2021 08:34
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I'd just like to congratulate the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table! They're basically everywhere now!
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11-06-2018 04:46 by
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Ever hate someone so much you decide to start eating healthy just so you can watch them die first?
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12-02-2018 12:24 by
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Getting gas. I noticed the person before me on pump 3 bought $1 worth. Where the hell were they going? To pump 4?
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04-15-2019 11:10
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In 1969 you could buy a gun from a catalog. No background check or ID. No mass shootings. So what happened.
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08-07-2019 21:44
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Sometimes I think I need to be in a mental institution, then I look around and think that maybe I already am.
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11-29-2018 10:18
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So how did Amish.com happen?
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12-10-2018 21:15 by
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Dear future musicians of the world. Just because you can push a button with a drum sound does NOT make you a musician. People used to actually play their instruments.
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12-18-2018 22:26
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You had me at “we have a warrant”
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12-22-2018 05:08
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I just blocked someone on Facebook for correcting my grammar and it feelted good.
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01-09-2019 10:09
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She blinded me with science! Well, Chemistry... Mace. It was mace.
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01-12-2019 10:56
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Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.
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01-16-2019 12:59
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My wife told me to get rid of my Hall & Oates collection. I told her I can't go for that.
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05-30-2019 06:46
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Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word
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12-05-2019 14:15
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I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their cats’ names on Christmas cards, or the cats who refuse to sign.
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12-05-2019 11:22
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And suddenly the neighbors who left their Christmas lights up all year seem like geniuses.
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12-04-2019 12:21
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Facebook needs a notification like: “Karen took your Facebook post personally. Would you like to unfriend her?”
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12-25-2019 14:31 by
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The Amish powerball is up to 200 chickens & a goat.
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01-07-2020 12:17
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Just caught my pecker in my zipper.. no more zip up boots for me.
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02-27-2020 14:08
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Due to panic buying Walmart has open register #3
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03-11-2020 20:46 by
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