Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Run little rabbit! Run!

   If good chocolate, good friends, good hugs or a good solicitor can't fix it then it simply can't be fixed... =)

   Hey, someone finally won! Celebrate irresponsibly.

   I try to surround myself with happy, positive people, but sometimes they just really piss me off.

   Oscar Mayer needs to change the labeling on their bacon packages to read "Excellent source of hangover cure."

   Tiger Woods' golf game, marriage crumbles. I guess going from 120 holes down to 18 has been too hard an adjustment for him!

   well in his defense.. You are only his step sister.

   First time on a roller coaster. Final Destination.

   i think my teachers were lies ....they said "A for Apple".....the iphone just keeps repeating itself

   Baby, let's stay up late and make mix tapes.

   Truthful Tuesday: I used to be "that b itch from accounting".

   Kristen Stewart is back with Robert Pattinson. She said "I can't express how sorry I am" but that was referring to her facial expressions.

   When others say you can't do something, don't listen. You get out there and prove them right!!

   Yes if you're looking for someone who's "healthy" for you...definitely don't look my way.

   Halloween is the only day out of the year you can have a white van full of little kids and not have your motives questioned.

   If you ever see me drinking alcohol (I don't drink) or see me being a slut (I'm a good girl).......whatever you do, don't stop me.

   'm never sure what to do with my eyes when I'm at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling?

   checking her list...lots of naughty this year!!

   I probably shouldn't be so good at singing the girl parts to songs.

   rolling pennies again!!