Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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hacked into Santa's computer,cleared the naughty list out..and has changed "coal" under Present List to "PS3""Wii" and "iphone".

sales of gillete razors gone dwn, I bet you thierry henry's had a hand in that
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11-19-2009 17:16 by costas
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Hey guys. Everybody. let's all give Santa a break this year.......Be naughty.
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11-19-2009 14:28 by gator
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ok,,, I am that person that pulls the door that says push and wonders what's going on*/*
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11-19-2009 14:19
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Christmas shopping for dangerous toys. For kids I don't like.
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11-19-2009 14:05 by Jake
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Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes.
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11-19-2009 12:57
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12/20/2012 Doomsday Party. mark your mayan calendar!
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11-19-2009 11:49
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the funniest person on Facebook hands down like 6:30!
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11-19-2009 11:32 by sellers82
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Hey. Did everything just taste purple for a second?
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11-19-2009 10:39
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thinks mummys are extinct bc they always wrap it up!
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11-19-2009 08:25
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Hukd on Fonics werked for me!

As long as there are tests,there will always be public prayers in schools.

Change is inevitable,except from vending machines.

Thinks that Miss Universes Sex Tape was the Answer to World Peace.
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11-19-2009 07:09 by @fliplol
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"Dear Santa, seeing you cant define naughty, is it possible you could overlook september for me"?
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11-19-2009 06:12
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Victoria is Lying, She Doesn't Have a Secret !!!
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11-19-2009 05:39 by EDK
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Don't go 4 looks; they can deceive. Don't go 4 wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright
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11-19-2009 05:35
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Wen you smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen you fart you r alone coz people will never stand by u!

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
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11-19-2009 03:23 by @european
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wondering why Facebook doesnt have a relationship status that says "SLEEPING WITH YOUR MAN" You KNOW a lot of people would be down for that on FB!!!
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11-19-2009 01:25 by JessH
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