Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   First, we had the iPod, then the iTouch and now the iPad. Is that for when they have their iPeriod? If so, I would hold off for the next larger version, the max-iPad.

   it's also Enunciate, not ANnunciate. ;)

   this is an apology to one of my friends-a Cowboys fan!I do realise you are a true fan and you were explaining their talents -but when I said I hadn't seen a Cowboy choke like that since Brokeback Mountain - I was being sincere!!

   If you and I woke up in jail together, using only FOUR words, what would you say to me? Copy & paste this in your status and see what your friends would say.

   '̿'̿̿\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿

   needs to rent a Toyota for a few days, so he has a good excuse of why he's been running over people he doesn't like....damn sticky accelerator.

   wants to remind all you out there that the proper way to annunciate it is "ValentiNes day" - not valentiMes day

   iPad...for when you have your iPeriod

   apple today announced the Ipod for senior citzens ....... its like the Ijitterbug

   thinks the iPad is about as anti-climactic as Obama's first year in office

   Adults do have cooties..........We call it STD's

   Supports Bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

   Just saw a commercial with Billy Mays. He must have the same agent as Tupac and Osama bin laden.

   I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Which means I have nineteen hours to do six months of flossing.

   wants an iPad! Not crazy about the name though...sounds too much like an electronic feminine hygene product

   will wait for Apple to unveil the more powerful version: the maxiPad.

   If sugar cookies are made with sugar, chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate chips, what are Girl Scout cookies made with?

   if corn oil is made from corn, vegtable oil made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

   A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers

   What do you get when you cross PMS with a GPS? A bi*ch who will track you down