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   messageicon would like to thank Facebook for reacquainting me not just with old friends but also with people I never liked much in the past and for reminding me why in the present.
←Rate | 04-12-2010 21:25 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 09:00 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes I had a stunt double to get me through the rest of this day.
←Rate | 04-12-2010 21:24 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks BEER is the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 09:57 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way dogs get excited when you throw a tennis ball is the way I feel about my first beer after work.
←Rate | 10-02-2012 15:28 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon.
←Rate | 08-04-2011 10:31 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to write a meaningful new Facebook status update, filled with deep, thoughtful sentiments, but screw that.
←Rate | 04-12-2010 09:52 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Women are made to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde
←Rate | 04-12-2010 21:26 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 09:01 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting ready to enter the "drinking" portion of the evening.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 16:05 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that it's people that give drinking a bad name.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 16:06 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon just did a shot of wheatgrass* and now I'm off to the gym**! (*=bourbon, **=pub)
←Rate | 04-12-2010 09:52 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want you to call me lazy until you've walked a couple of steps in my flip-flops.
←Rate | 04-14-2010 11:32 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes I were more outdoorsy. Unfortunately, there are bugs outside.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 17:26 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
←Rate | 12-31-2009 16:50 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes a natural disaster in Haiti for the US government to step up and donate money and aid and go above and beyond to offer assiatnce. Yet, they are too incompetent to do the same thing in our own country.
←Rate | 01-16-2010 00:28 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 10:05 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
←Rate | 10-14-2009 17:49 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon only updating my status because my legions of fans expect me to.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 17:07 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer goggles don't exist…you knew what she looked like, but also figured you could get away with it because of all the shots of tequila you'd had.
←Rate | 03-16-2010 15:25 by Brades Comments (0)  


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