Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Ladies, pay attention ... sperm is made up of anger, stress, and anxiety ... best way to keep a man happy is to rid them of this negativity ... regularly!!!
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09-27-2010 12:24 by ANGELA
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Wanna know why god invented the womens belly button? So you have a place to put your gum on the way down!
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09-27-2010 12:22 by ANGELA
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Random thought: Ed Hardy shirts are the new sweatpants; wearing them in public means you've given up on life.
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
outside of all the killing, washington has the lowest crime rate in the country
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09-27-2010 12:02
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the doctor x-rayed my head an found nothng...
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09-27-2010 11:51
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....and now the sequence of events in no particular order
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09-27-2010 11:49
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i think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a women
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09-27-2010 11:44
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RELATIONSHIP: A bond between two people; One person works to create/maintain love and fufillment while the other person waits for something better to come along....:(
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09-27-2010 11:35
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**best way to be noticed in a bank** EVERYBODY FREEZE!....did anybody else feel that earthquake?
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09-27-2010 11:24 by @TeeWuu86
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says, "Hello Monday..." the same way Jerry Seinfeld says, "Hello Newman..."
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09-27-2010 10:30 by Mike M
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MMMmmmm just saw an ad for the New Playstation "Move".......... looks amazingly like Wii........ 3 years later...Way to stay on top of your game there Sony... just like coming out with your MP3 player after the I-Pod.....
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09-27-2010 08:53
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Just remember the knight in shining armor just might be an idiot wrapped in tinfoil.
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09-27-2010 07:29 by Shentin
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wonders if there is a manly way to eat a banana??
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09-27-2010 03:58 by Heather25
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Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.
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09-27-2010 03:52 by Heather25
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You did WHAT?? With WHO?? Behind WHAT barn?? For how many COOKIES!?!?
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09-27-2010 03:51 by Heather25
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Trust me, if I want your opinion-I'll remove the f*cking duct tape.
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09-27-2010 03:49 by Heather25
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Good morning Monday...now get outta my face!
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09-27-2010 03:29 by Tex
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would like to live the life of a Bachelorette.. you know, date multiple guys and have them all be OK with it.. :0/
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09-27-2010 03:26
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if you think being weak is meak, try being meak for a week
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09-27-2010 02:03
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