Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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10-01-2010 14:33
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No word in the English language rhymes with month.
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10-01-2010 14:27
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"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
The Only Gracious Way To Accept An Insult Is To Ignore It. If You Can't Ignore It, Top It. If You Can't Top It, Laugh At It. If You Can't Laugh At It, It's Probably Deserved. ;)
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10-01-2010 14:23 by Heather25
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Why Is It That People Always Point At Their Wrists When Asking For The Time? Do They Think I Don't Know Where My Watch Is?
I know there are boy ladybugs, but what do you call them?
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10-01-2010 14:19 by Heather25
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I left my cross-eyed girlfriend today. The b*tch was seeing someone else.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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10-01-2010 14:07
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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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10-01-2010 14:06 by Heather25
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We No Speak Americano, we speak Canadiano
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10-01-2010 14:05 by Ziado
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It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
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10-01-2010 14:05 by Heather25
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Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
Why don't YOU watch where I'm going?
If I were you, I'd get a red nose and some big shoes and call it a day.
Now lookie here, you big, orange, Moby D*ck!
It's alright, he's only choking!
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10-01-2010 13:45 by Heather25
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Unless you want to f*ck me, why do you care what I look like?
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10-01-2010 13:44 by Heather25
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How do I set the laser printer to stun?
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10-01-2010 13:42 by Heather25
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I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
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10-01-2010 13:40 by Heather25
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
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10-01-2010 13:36
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