Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man. But apparently, they're not a "proper present".
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10-02-2010 06:43 by Dazzla
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If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters.
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10-02-2010 06:41
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Ive not seen such a guilty face since I finished my jigsaw of O J Simpson
No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off "I Don't Like Mondays" for 30 years.
there anything sadder than seeing someone with a dog picking up dog sh*t? Actually, maybe somebody without a dog!
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?
Venus Williams has brought something different to the women's game – male genitalia.
I live in an apartment with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!
Beepedy,beep beep....
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10-02-2010 04:29
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An email virus caused millions of dollars in damages to home computers around the world this week. Time for some pay back...lets all punch a Nerd in the face!
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10-02-2010 02:48 by jimbo
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I'm not a drunk. I just play one under the TV.
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10-02-2010 02:04 by Aaron
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If your in my circle, Congratulations your a HAPPY person.
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10-02-2010 01:14
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is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?
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10-01-2010 22:45 by L
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doing a study on paranoia by following people around town in my white Crown Vic with 4
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10-01-2010 22:20 by Troy
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Some Guy told me he had 6 pack abs but there was this thing covering them kinda jelly like. I said its called Fat!
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10-01-2010 22:14 by BEHE
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trading in his Chevy for a Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack
Men like to play pool because they want to know how it feels to hold a big stick and some big balls
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10-01-2010 21:43
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You know you have way too many Facebook friends and need to clean up your act when you search through your friends for someone named "Taffy" and it gives you choices.
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10-01-2010 21:07
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I wasn't going to let my son sign up for soccer, then I remembered something very important... "Soccer Mom's".
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10-01-2010 19:40
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