Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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So I'm a guy and would it make me gay if I put as my status, 'I like it on a hospital bed'? Just wondering.
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10-07-2010 07:59
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Ever since it all chaged ... it just hasn't been the same
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10-07-2010 07:48
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Ever it all changed .. it just hasn't been the same
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10-07-2010 07:46
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My doctor asked me if I drank to excess. I told him I would drink to anything.
Did I already post my Alzheimer's joke?
has a friend who recently started a new business selling landmines that look like prayer mats... He says it's going really well - prophets are going through the roof...
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10-07-2010 05:02 by Deac
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Now that we know you girls were talking about a purse, how about now you tell us where do you REALLY like it..
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10-07-2010 04:44
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been spendin' most his life livin' in a gangsta paradise...
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10-07-2010 02:02
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i can spell, it's the grammer that I has a problem with
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10-07-2010 01:42
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Friends are a bad influence. And I would just like to thank them for that.
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10-07-2010 01:38
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I don't fear dating a younger woman, it's her father and his shotgun I have problems with.
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10-07-2010 01:37
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if you know what a 8-track tape is...you are considered a dinosaur now
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10-07-2010 01:31
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if only priceline has health insurance...then there would be no need for goverment intervention
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10-07-2010 01:22
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Likes it put up so it doesn't get in the way of her doing her chores.
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10-07-2010 01:10
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I don't really care where you put it, as long as you don't make me hold it!!!
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10-07-2010 01:00 by geez
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You and I wake up in jail together. Using only FOUR words, what would you say to me? Leave me a comment.... Then copy and paste this in your status and see what funny things your friends say....(if you make a comment you have to put this in your status)
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10-07-2010 00:45 by Grifter
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I always have the urge to ride one of those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
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10-06-2010 23:39
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BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision. Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?
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10-06-2010 21:28 by jimbo
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duck....duck...duck...grey goose!
has no one to play with, all of her imaginary friends are on timeout or grounded
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10-06-2010 20:40
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