Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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currently in a status update war with someone who thinks they are funnier than me, that hilarious!
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10-08-2010 19:13
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I think I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!
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10-08-2010 19:11 by BERT
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has a awaiting list to accept friend requests, but $50 may get you to the front of the line
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10-08-2010 19:02
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so I was digging a booger out and got blindsided by middle managment who gave me no time to react before they were shaking my hand and introducing me to new staff...and I don't feel guilty about it..boogers on you!
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10-08-2010 19:00
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i feel bad when I see strangers with their zipper down I want to tell them but I feel I would be inviting danger into my life
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10-08-2010 18:57
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why do boogers hang on to your finger like their life depended on it.
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10-08-2010 18:54
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its a shame that your profile picture is the only good pic you have out of the 500 albums you created.
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10-08-2010 18:53
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invented the eye roll in <insert year you were born>, seriously I started that.
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10-08-2010 18:48
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Coming with a good status is 3% talent, 97% comes from stealing it from the internet.
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10-08-2010 18:27
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i wonder if cows kno how good they taste.. .
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10-08-2010 17:58
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Bruno Mars told me, "If perfect is what you're searching for then just stay the same."
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10-08-2010 17:15
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When someone changes their relationship status to "It's complicated." it always means that they don't know which hand to use...
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10-08-2010 17:03 by ANGELA
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I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes saying ayo I said no mayo.
thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
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10-08-2010 16:57 by ANGELA
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If she fu@ks like she complains, you're in for a treat!!
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10-08-2010 16:55 by ANGELA
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Come on, give me that booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.
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10-08-2010 15:41
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Hiking is just walking where it's ok to pee. (sometimes old people hike by mistake)
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10-08-2010 15:11 by Kyle L
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I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.
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10-08-2010 14:00 by geez
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"...and if elected, I promise you will never hear from me again..."
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10-08-2010 13:47 by Aaron
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If a police officer stops you for speeding, ask the officer "than how did you catch up with me?"
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10-08-2010 13:37
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