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X says Joke of the day: Two old women were sitting in church. One leans over to her friend and said, "My butt is asleep." Her friend replied, "I know, I've heard it snore three times already."
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←Rate | 10-27-2010 12:32 by bigedusw | Tags: Approved , noads

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