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As the first chilean miner came to the surface he was quick to celebrate his 'rock paper scissors' championship 2010.
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10-13-2010 08:27
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
Getting a girl off is like a game of Marco Polo. The louder she gets, the closer you are. Wandering in the other direction is just counterproductive.
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10-13-2010 08:08
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Big... Powerful... Makes the ladies scream... Lasts for an hour. No wonder women love Oprah so much.
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10-13-2010 08:06
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Just once on Undercover Boss, I'd like to see one of the lower level employees just go, "Yeah, pretty much all I do all day is scrw around on Facebook and play Bubbleshooter. Also, our CEO is a d!ck."
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10-13-2010 08:03
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Damn! Why did Friday the 13th have to be today...it's only the middle of the week!
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10-13-2010 06:17
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wondering why, if midnight snacks are banned, why is there a light in the fridge?
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10-13-2010 04:45
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God Bless the Chilian miners and there familes for going through tough times!!
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10-13-2010 04:41
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treat everyone as you would like to be treated... except in bed, "that" could be illegal in some countries or religions!
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10-13-2010 04:17 by Arm
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whilst watching england tonight I have come to the conclusion that peter crouch and wayne rooney couldn't score with a prost........oh wait
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10-13-2010 03:53
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was wondering why, after 68 days, none of those pulled from the mine in Chile had any facial hair. Then I remembered why....... they are only miners
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10-13-2010 03:38
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I just met a very nice man who said he loves children. Then I found out he was on parole for it.
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10-13-2010 03:37 by JenGer98
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Next up the mine is the only non-Chilean miner in the group... They should have saved him for last.
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10-13-2010 02:14
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Why do I have to cry every time a miner comes out?
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10-13-2010 01:52
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog. (^_*)
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10-13-2010 01:46
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Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
The 1960's were when hallucinogenic drugs were really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like The Flying Nun.
California is a nice place to live - if you happen to be an Orange.
I'm surprised there isn't a "ABC's Rockin' Chilean Miners Rescue Special" hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
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10-13-2010 01:12 by jdpower
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