Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
Page: 5514 of 6384
Imagine how much fun women in burkas must have tagging each other on Facebook.
dressing up as a ball player for the NY Mets for halloween. I figure I won't need a uniform either since at this time of the year, they are all wearing street clothes now anyway
←Rate |
10-20-2010 11:45
Comments (0)
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
looking at her man, wondering how come he is a knight in shining armor one day and a retard wrapped in tin foil the next.....
My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.
The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. that way, they never suspect you hung up on them.
When I “rage against the machine” the machine is usually a printer.
Composeurs pretend to write classical music.
←Rate |
10-20-2010 10:52 by jdpower
Comments (0)
During Obama's appearance on Mythbusters, Glenn Beck will debut his new Fox News show, Mythspreaders.
←Rate |
10-20-2010 10:50 by jdpower
Comments (0)
I have just painted a blue square on the garden to trick people viewing Google Earth into thinking I have a swimming pool!
It's very easy to sacrifice for a friends whats really hard is to find a friend who deserve it
←Rate |
10-20-2010 09:14
Comments (0)
Remember Jesus died for our sins, so if you aren't sinning, he died in vain.
←Rate |
10-20-2010 09:12 by l33t
Comments (7)
No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
←Rate |
10-20-2010 09:10 by Aaron
Comments (0)
It's a sad state of affairs when most Americans don't know... Separation of church and state is not in the Constitution.
←Rate |
10-20-2010 07:06 by Billy
Comments (12)
Announcement: .. the Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday .. :)
accidently jerked himself off at church today
←Rate |
10-20-2010 03:52
Comments (14)
This is who I am , good points and faults . Take it or leave it and i`m not going to worry what you think about me , accept me or delete me , your choice
←Rate |
10-20-2010 00:58
Comments (0)
supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!
←Rate |
10-20-2010 00:32 by levon
Comments (1)
homework: this is your last warning, if you keep coming here I'm filing a restraint order
←Rate |
10-19-2010 23:53
Comments (0)
Confucius say, "Elevator smell different to midget."
←Rate |
10-19-2010 23:50
Comments (0)