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i'd run away from home, but my Mom wont let me cross the street.
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10-24-2010 23:09 by
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With that interception returned for a TD by Desmond Bishop, Brett Favre has now thrown 5378 completions for a total of 463 touchdowns to the Green Bay Packers.
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10-24-2010 22:43 by
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doesn't dress up for Halloween cause I'm a character all year long...
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10-24-2010 22:30 by
~heZz~
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Friend Requests are like a box of chocolate... you never know which are the nuts
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10-24-2010 22:20
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I figured out why I don't go out drinking much anymore... result being tagged in embarrassing photos on Facebook!
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10-24-2010 20:31 by
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'Paranormal Activity 2' made $41.5 million... Talk about money well spent.
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10-24-2010 19:11
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would never say this of myself, but my friends tell me that my milkshake is particularly adept at bringing gentlemen callers to the estate.
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10-24-2010 19:10
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Stay warm people. It's "R. Kelly" cool out there…and by that I mean "in the teens."
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10-24-2010 19:06
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Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk.
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10-24-2010 19:03
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If drinking destroys your memory, what does drinking do?
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10-24-2010 19:02
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shocked that Facebook is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people.
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10-24-2010 19:00
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types a hundred words a minute, but it's in my own language.
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10-24-2010 18:59
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so excited: my DVD collection of "Hoarders" is almost complete! And on VHS. And on Blu-ray and 8mm film. And LaserDisc. Where's my cat?
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10-24-2010 18:58
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has a time machine. I get in and it takes me seven hours into the future. I call it......a bed. Goodnight.
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10-24-2010 18:55
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I'm not pefect.. but gezzz....Have you seen my competition?
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10-24-2010 18:12
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a Jerkwagon... sorry folks, it's true.......
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10-24-2010 17:59
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the inventer of the "High Five"!!! - (you're welcome)
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10-24-2010 17:57
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"You are probably a 30-year old drunk dude with nothing better to do than play video games" - An incredibly correct kid on Xbox Live
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10-24-2010 17:47
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The Walkman is offically dead. We had some good times in the 80's, and early 90's. You're in a better place now. RIP
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10-24-2010 17:43 by
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in desperate need of a padded room and a Thorazine drip..
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10-24-2010 17:42 by
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