Vinnie Funny Status Messages

   there are plenty of fish in the sea, ya just gotta wiggle your worm!

   I did what everyone did and changed my profile picture to my fave cartoon character and now am wondering, how on earth will this help me get laid?

   Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? Well Bubbles called and he wants your phone number...

   ‎84 yr old Queen Elizabeth just started a facebook page. I'm going to poke her.