Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Why are condoms like cameras? They both capture the moment.
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10-25-2010 13:21 by Michael
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You're Not my type is just a nicer way of saying your Ugly.
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10-25-2010 13:12 by Nazir
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hates eating hard shell tacos. Take one bite and it becomes nachos.
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10-25-2010 13:07
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out like your hairdo!!
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10-25-2010 12:05
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Running with scissors. Take that society.
TIP TO REDUCE WEIGHT! first turn your head to the left...then turn your head to the right,..repeat this excercise evrytime you are offerd something to EAT
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10-25-2010 10:50
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busy re-wrapping extra strength chocolate ex-lax in Hershey miniature wrappers for the Trick or Treat-ers this week end.
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10-25-2010 10:42 by jimbo
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married
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10-25-2010 10:38 by KLA
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; then on Sunday, pray for crop failure
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10-25-2010 10:33 by KLA
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick
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10-25-2010 10:29 by KLA
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I'm not going bald, i'm just getting more head.
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10-25-2010 10:28 by KLA
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The rules were already broken when I got here.
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10-25-2010 09:31 by Aaron
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I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
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10-25-2010 09:27 by Aaron
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I better get to sleep. I have to get up early to call in sick to work.
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10-25-2010 09:26 by Aaron
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■Unlike drugs, Facebook addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life
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10-25-2010 08:41 by KLA
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would like to offer you a helpful tip : Build a bridge.....AND JUMP OFF IT!!
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10-25-2010 08:35 by Elbow
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can't wait til menopause do us part...
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10-25-2010 08:07 by Elbow
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Wondering what's gonna happen to that Hindu ass wipe from Rutgers College who played a prank on the poor guy who committed suicide when he goes to prison! I wish the guards secretly tapes Ravi getting raped and put it on the web
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10-25-2010 01:15 by Eli Louz
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I did an ancestry search on line of my family heritage? It totally explains why I found a hockey mask and machete under Jason's bed?
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10-25-2010 01:05
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Ok, does it make me too competitive, if I begin deleting friends solely because I can not beat their Bejeweled and or Family Feud scores?
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10-24-2010 23:15 by J W
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