Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I had a McRib today. My toilet just waved a white flag.
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11-07-2010 20:07 by Aaron
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as the great philospher Jagger said...."you can't always get what you want.."
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11-07-2010 19:48
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NFL= National Flag League
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11-07-2010 19:40 by mhenry
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I just lost my self respect at the Golden Corral.
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11-07-2010 19:29 by Joshman
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I've gotta have more people in my life that love my elbows.. .
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11-07-2010 19:13
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I have found that 99% of the time, the book is better than the movie. The 1% that is not, is porn.
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11-07-2010 18:55
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Dont use that tone of text with me!
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11-07-2010 18:37
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- Video Games don't make children violent. Lag does.
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11-07-2010 18:16 by trickz100
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I was watching some trailers at my local cinema when to my surprise a movie came on.
Any other use of this status or any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the status without the NFL's consent is prohibited
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11-07-2010 15:39
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OH SH*T I TURNED MY CLOCK BACK TO FAR ITS 1984 I JUST PUT ON MY WHAM HALF SHIRT AND I'm GOING TO THE ARCADE.......TTYL
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11-07-2010 14:17
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Sometimes your the windshield sometimes your the bug, but every now and then ya get to be a big effin rock and smash that windshield!!
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11-07-2010 14:10 by supamanEB
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Dear Maths, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student
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11-07-2010 12:34 by mmZZ41n
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I can finally use that one watch I never figured out how to adjust
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11-07-2010 11:21 by Aaron
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Its interesting that Obama is visiting India for the very reason Indians go to US : JOBS!
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11-07-2010 11:03 by baba
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wondering what a conversation between Chewbaca & the teacher from "Peanuts" would be like? Who would interpret?
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11-07-2010 11:01
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If you want to change the Font size on Facebook, just press CTRL and + till you get the size you want, Or CTRL and - to make it smaller.
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11-07-2010 10:58
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eating soup with chop sticks..........this may take awhile
What would Zach Galifianakis do?
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11-07-2010 10:40
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Maybe I should get a ventriloquist dummy to say all the ignorant things I think and blame it on the dummy!....lol
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11-07-2010 10:28
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