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   messageicon new years eve – one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early
←Rate | 12-31-2010 08:20 by B Comments (0)  


   messageicon May your dirty socks crawl up upon your face as you sleep
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:25 by B Comments (0)  


   messageicon People tend to have two reasons for doing a thing; one that sounds good and a real one.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 00:20 by b Comments (0)  


   messageicon How about something colder than a bucket full of ice? Like a bucket full of your exes hearts.
←Rate | 08-25-2014 08:02 by B Comments (0)  


   messageicon you learn alot about one's Backbone, Mainly when they say one thing to your face and another behind your back.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 16:19 by B Comments (0)  


   messageicon if this is what hell is with weather in Chicago, than I am repenting as we speak!
←Rate | 07-20-2011 17:19 by B Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you tell a woman to show her teeth when she smiles, make sure you pronounce the word "Teeth" correctly to avoid being slapped.
←Rate | 09-04-2014 01:46 by B Comments (0)  


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