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   messageicon How soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
←Rate | 12-03-2010 11:44 by ;) Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale of one to Kanye, how badly do you want to interrupt me?
←Rate | 10-21-2010 00:40 by ;) Comments (1)  


   messageicon Lord, please place one hand over my shoulder and the other over my mouth!! Thank you!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 11:55 by ;) Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to give someone jello and chopsticks and then sit back and watch the show!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 11:53 by ;) Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders...if a cow gets struck by lightning, is that fast food?
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:08 by ;) Comments (0)  



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