Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Auto-Correct is shut, every time I try to swear it ducking corrects it, for duck sake it's doing it now, to he'll with it, suck on my cook you auto-correcting butch!
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11-24-2010 18:04
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Can you really get everything you want at Alice's Restaurant ? (except for Alice)..
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11-24-2010 17:58 by jpgrw
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If three strikes in bowling is a turkey, then I wish you a happy XXX day tomorrow.
obama even suxs more on thanksgiving....
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11-24-2010 17:37 by lol
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This years Thanksgiving challenge: See if you can sneak a bowl of Lucky Charms on the table.
Having Grey Goose For Thanksgiving Dinner
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11-24-2010 15:59
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You call it leftovers, I call it fine dining for at least a week.
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11-24-2010 15:18
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Redneck turkey timer: add a handfull of unpopped popcorn to your stuffing... when his ass blows off he's done!
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11-24-2010 14:31
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Stand up for what is right, even if you're standing alone.
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11-24-2010 14:04 by CJ
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No one can do everything, BUT everyone can do something!!!
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11-24-2010 14:02 by CJ
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Vu ja de: When you are in a situation that reminds you of something that will happen.
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11-24-2010 13:12
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everybody is celine dion in the shower..
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11-24-2010 13:04 by cmadden10
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Like a good neighbor, Mr. Rogers is there
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11-24-2010 12:26 by BABABA
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just realized that Superman was an illegal immigrant
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11-24-2010 12:24 by nick
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Goldfish and animal crackers.....Her favorite kind of surf and turf
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11-24-2010 12:01
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thinks people who end sentences with prepositions should knock it off.
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11-24-2010 11:43
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Deja Fu: I've been kicked in the head like this before...
praying I don't get gravy on my nice clothes.
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11-24-2010 10:20
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wondering what all the Vegitarians are doing for Thanksgiving.
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11-24-2010 10:19 by Steve OH
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going thru the airport scan today with a complete spiderman suit under my street clothes