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suffering from Dyslexia : Putting the cool in shcool.
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12-02-2010 11:27 by
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So I guess changing my profile picture to Herbert from Family Guy wouldn't be appropriate this week.
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12-02-2010 10:37 by
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What do you call a bra in Russian? Stoppenzefloppin
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12-02-2010 09:58
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Not sure why my bill collector keep trippin and askin for their money...I mean as long as I owe yall money you will alwayz have a job...Hell you should be callin to thank me cuz I'm your job security....
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12-02-2010 09:48 by
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I hate when people tell you their life story against your will. I think it's a form of low level rape.
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12-02-2010 09:39 by
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Wait, Miley Cyrus has been 18 for only a week, and there's already naked pictures of her? Somebody might be beating Lindsay to porn.
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12-02-2010 08:23
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Honk, if you want to see my finger!
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12-02-2010 07:54 by
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World Cup in Qatar? Does that mean 2024 Summer Olympics in Baghdad or Kabul?
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12-02-2010 07:29 by
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New TSA slogan: "It's not a grope....It's a freedom pat"
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12-02-2010 07:22 by
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trying to get in the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle opened.
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12-02-2010 07:16
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I broke wind in front of an elderly customer today. She didn't think it was funny as I did.
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12-02-2010 07:15 by
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To be TOGETHER, you need TO-GET-HER
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12-02-2010 07:13
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Why don't you unbutton that blouse and let me get to know ya?
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12-02-2010 07:12 by
chel
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I'd also like to learn how to spell GIANT one of these days
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12-02-2010 06:26
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I'd like to thank meth addicts for making buying allergy and cold medicine and ginat pain in the a$%
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12-02-2010 06:24
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Feeling like Mr. Pink, although everything is going wrong I'm going to make it out alive!!
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12-02-2010 06:20
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The Pope mobile: Because nothing says "I have faith in God!" like 4 inches of bulletproof glass.
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12-02-2010 05:32 by
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me and the wife do it doggy style , I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead
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12-02-2010 04:57 by
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Everytime I read "Happy Hanukkah" It reminds me of 'Hakuna Matata''
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12-02-2010 04:54
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Everytime I read "Happy Hanukkah" It reminds me of 'Hakuna Matata''
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