Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg has been named Time Man of the Year. Ironically, Facebook has been named Time Waster of the Year.
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12-16-2010 16:46
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Classified Ad: Looking for a new Stadium and a new Quarterback.
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12-16-2010 15:10
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How ironic. Mark Zuckerberg (facebook creator) is Time Man of the Year. And Facebook is the thing that takes all our time!
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12-16-2010 15:02 by Scarlet
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I haven't cooked for myself in a while, and that was a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
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12-16-2010 14:13
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I don't know if I'm liking this "new facebook" but I guess that's what we all said when we left myspace. It's weird how FB keeps changing stuff and it eventually becomes 'normal'. Still no dislike button though.
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12-16-2010 14:11
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It's so cold outside right now that angry drivers are flipping each other the mitten!
Only one year away from everyone status' reminding us that we only have a few days left to live on Earth! It's not funny now, and it won't be funny then!
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12-16-2010 13:44
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When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing
People who say they give 110% are not only c0cky, but incredibly bad at math. 110% is impossible, you idiot.
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12-16-2010 13:37
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Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment.
Only the good die young. So most of us are pretty safe.
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12-16-2010 13:35
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I'm so broke after Christmas shopping this New Year's I'm gonna party like it's $19.99.
Just signed all my Facebook friends up for free samples of Astroglide. Happy Holidays!
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
If you don't do foolish things while you're young, you won't have anything to smile about when you're old.
Although your check in at Taco Cabana makes me hungry, we DO NOT need to know your pin point location on a daily basis. Unless your out of town or at a cool strip club, keep your daily errands to yourself.
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12-16-2010 13:23
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If it wasn't meant to be I really wish you would have told me sooner.
I swear my alarm clock asked me to karate chop it this morning...
Everyone has that one key on their keyring that they have no idea what it's for.
When someone says they know a person just like me and I have to meet them, I know that when I meet them I'll be insulted.