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   messageicon thinking why the hell are people confusing Green Hornet and Green Lantern... The only similarity is the word "Green"...No wonder movies like "Vampire Sucks" and "Disaster Movie", is able to achieve number 1 status. -_-
←Rate | 01-16-2011 15:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks someone needs to falcon punch Gucci Mane in his ice cream loving face...
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:53 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking Gucci Man is retarded; what kind of man get a tattoo of an ice cream cone on my face? Everyone knows Ice Cream is the least threating foods of the food groups... What an idiot.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:48 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just herd Jeopardy will pitting human contestants against a computer named "Watson"; TERMINATOR BEGINS! O_O
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy "James Earl Ray" day
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:44 Comments (1)  


   messageicon never take an angry women with you to target practice.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:43 by Skeeter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago; negroe I was a different person two hours ago. -_-
←Rate | 01-16-2011 14:35 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do the people on Take Me Out actually maintain a relationship?
←Rate | 01-16-2011 12:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cupid teaches kids to shoot someone in the butt with an arrow to make them like you.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 11:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing The Safety Dance while holding scissors. I'm such a rebel.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 11:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to Self: Stop posting personal things on Facebook and make appointment at the free clinic.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate people that are conceited. I am so much better than them.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its the middle of January and you live in New England....Stop complaining and acting surprised "Its still snowing"!!!
←Rate | 01-16-2011 10:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things in my life are finally starting to click...... Like my elbows, my knees, my feet,etc;
←Rate | 01-16-2011 09:57 by kelso Comments (0)  


   messageicon To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone "ass" so I could back that ass up.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 09:38 by yo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate...
←Rate | 01-16-2011 09:37 by yo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making $ is easy. Press shift+4.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 09:37 by yo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes." This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 09:36 by yo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
←Rate | 01-16-2011 08:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone on Myspace anymore? I wonder if Tom is on facebook....
←Rate | 01-16-2011 08:44 by cgd93 Comments (0)  




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