Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I bet george bush woke up with a hard on for the first time in 35 years

   They say "Osama Bin Laden is dead" ... I say "Fraps it or it never happened"

   I bet Osama Bin Ladin is looking up from the pits of hell and spewin' he used his real address on his Playstation Account!!

   So with all that news last week about the iPhone 4 tracking all kinds of stuff, makes me wonder....did Bin Laden have an iPhone 4?

   less then 24 hours after Osama was killed , the US took custody of the body and dropped it in the sea? B.S. , he isn't dead... 1 word ... "RE- ELECTION"

   Dear Osama bin Laden... WINNING! .. Yours truly, Charlie Sheen..

   Bin Laden-R.I.P. REST IN PISS!

   So now that Osama came out and saw his shadow and got killed does that mean we still have 2 more years of Obama?

   that was one of the longest games of hide-and-go-seek ever.

   "You can add 'Find & kill Osama' to the list of things that happened since Cubs last won World Series."

   Marco....marco.....marco??? Oh Osama you're not playing anymore?

   So Osama Bin Ladens dead....Amazing what Americans can do when playstation network is down

   Dear Lord... When he stands before you for judgment, let him stay around for a while. Give him the grand tour and introduce him to the thousands of people who have been waiting there for over a decade to forgive him. (continued...)

   Elton John is said to be writting a tribute song for Bin Laden's Death - SANDALS IN THE BIN

   "9/11 organiser dead". Nonsense, I've never seen George W. Bush looking healthier.

   bet Oprah's pissed she pre-recorded her interview with Obama last week to air today.

   Dear Bin Laden, I guess you are no longer the champ of Hide-n-seek! you lose MOFO! you lose! -- I WIN! Sincerely, Waldo

   Osama was spotted on a street view image on google earth

   So glad we finally got Bin Laden! It's taken so long to kill him that iPhone was about to come out with an app for that!

   The one thing that I can guarantee America will forget: That it was Britain's MI6 that pointed the America's CIA in the right direction. You're welcome by the way!