Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Dear Westboro Baptist Cult, we have a funeral you can protest. It's in Pakistan, we'll help you pack. The Patriot Guard promises to not bother you

   If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.

   heard Osama wasn't hiding he kept trying to call the United States but kept getting foreigners and thought he had the wrong country....

   I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"

   oh hey conspiracy theorists, nice of you to join us after questioning the 9/11 events

   ‎"There goes the neighborhood" - Spongebob Squarepants

   Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide…

   So.. No official pictures or videos, and they're claiming bin Laden was buried according to 'Islamic' traditions under the sea, cos no country was willing to accept his body for burial! Are you kidding me?? Not even Afghanistan?? This is by far the most f

   they are burrying him at sea? they should've burried him alive in the american sewer system

   ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Snookie

   I'm Under the sea, I'm Under the sea, Darling I got caught, Then I was Shot. As you can see. They threw me in the water to drift away, Now in New York they're partying all day. I'm Chillin wit Algea, Everyone is Happy!!! I'm Under the sea!

   Excuse me, Mr. Pirate, but are you aware that there is a steering wheel stuck in the front of your pants? "Arrhh, Matey," he nods, "Its driving me nuts!"

   At least Bin Laden doesn't have to watch dancing with the stars anymore

   Just wondering, did we complete the whole deck of terrorist cards now?

   just when you think the royal wedding was the talk of the town ha! you know us americans must allways steal your shine. up yours england

   NEWS ALERT!!! Jack Bauer was the one who 'double tapped' Bin Laden.

   So the NSA will stop molesting me at the airport now, right?

   ...and thats how the U.S. outdoes a Royal Wedding.

   You are not essential for my survival so adjust your actions accordingly.

   A new tape huh? Man,not only is Osama the Jordan of hide and seek,he's the tupac of terrorism.