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X knows if you like drunk girls in high heels, you may also be attracted to newborn ponies
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# 69786 You know the bars are closing when you see drunk girls in high heels walking down the street with the grace of newborn baby giraffes.
# 157060 High heels are sexy, but only if you don't walk in them like you are a newborn foal.
# 101151 When I'm at the bar, I buy women drinks based on how high their heels are just so I'll have something to laugh at later when they're drunk.

←Rate | 05-11-2011 08:40 by doc noland

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