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   messageicon "kid tested, mother approved "
←Rate | 11-19-2008 22:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the I.R.S. will noticed she claimed A.I.G. and Obama's mother-in-law as dependents!
←Rate | 04-16-2009 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big titties
←Rate | 05-17-2009 15:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big titties.
←Rate | 05-19-2009 22:46 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm ugly and my mother dresses me funny...
←Rate | 05-30-2009 21:12 by ahmad | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon giving the father in law a muzzle for the mother in law for father's day, bet it will be the best gift ever.
←Rate | 06-13-2009 00:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just came back from a pleasure trip (took the mother-in-law to the bus station)
←Rate | 07-05-2009 13:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon old gregg mother lickers
←Rate | 07-13-2009 17:06 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed your mother has been calling me a lot, wondering whats that about?
←Rate | 08-10-2009 14:15 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon that person your mother warned you about.
←Rate | 08-20-2009 16:28 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just because your mother is a single parent, doesn't mean you have to follow in her footsteps at such an early age.
←Rate | 08-22-2009 03:14 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Laziness is the mother of all vice...but its a mother & you should respect her!!!
←Rate | 08-24-2009 14:41 by Rohil | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wanted a motorcycle when he left school, but his mother said no. She had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18..... So she said I could just have his.
←Rate | 10-04-2009 05:18 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:41 by Amelie Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting to think Brett Favre switched places with mother nature, the weather seems very indecisive lately........
←Rate | 10-23-2009 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:46 by 8) Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks mother nature is bi-polar
←Rate | 11-05-2009 16:33 by ragoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN
←Rate | 11-11-2009 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
←Rate | 11-17-2009 15:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


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