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   messageicon Bank Robbery should be legal...afterall, they rob me everytime I turn around!
←Rate | 11-13-2009 20:07 by 8) Comments (0)  

   messageicon The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
←Rate | 11-04-2009 02:03 by 8) Comments (0)  

   messageicon Unfortunately, there is no vaccine against stupidity...
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:25 by 8) Comments (0)  

   messageicon With no natural predators the last hope for humanity is pinned on the Internet giving idiots just enough information to cleanse themselves from our gene-pool
←Rate | 01-16-2011 19:38 by 8) Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:29 by 8) Comments (0)  

   messageicon youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:46 by 8) Comments (0)  


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