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   messageicon Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
←Rate | 12-12-2009 12:25 by bcj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out & my pants off but that doesn't narrow it down much.
←Rate | 11-29-2009 11:38 by BCJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I date a woman, I think to myself, "Is this a woman that I want my children to spend every other weekend with?
←Rate | 11-22-2009 21:51 by bcj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women are strange...before marriage they expect a man,after marriage they suspect the man,and after he dies they respect the man!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 21:40 by BCJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Send me your FarmVille invitation... So, I can have it foreclosed and evicted by the end of the day.
←Rate | 02-10-2010 18:00 by BCJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon If a person offends you, do not resort to extremes, simply watch your chance and hit them in the head with a brick.
←Rate | 11-23-2009 20:24 by bcj Comments (0)  

   messageicon It wouldn't be a normal Sunday on the couch watching the Baltimore/Indianapolis game without the Erectile Dysfunction commercial. 4 hours? Goddamn.
←Rate | 11-22-2009 14:38 by bCJ Comments (0)  


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