Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   If sugar cookies are made with sugar, chocolate chip cookies are made with chocolate chips, what are Girl Scout cookies made with?

   will wait for Apple to unveil the more powerful version: the maxiPad.

   wants an iPad! Not crazy about the name though...sounds too much like an electronic feminine hygene product

   I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Which means I have nineteen hours to do six months of flossing.

   Just saw a commercial with Billy Mays. He must have the same agent as Tupac and Osama bin laden.

   Supports Bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

   Adults do have cooties..........We call it STD's

   thinks the iPad is about as anti-climactic as Obama's first year in office

   apple today announced the Ipod for senior citzens ....... its like the Ijitterbug

   iPad...for when you have your iPeriod

   wants to remind all you out there that the proper way to annunciate it is "ValentiNes day" - not valentiMes day

   needs to rent a Toyota for a few days, so he has a good excuse of why he's been running over people he doesn't like....damn sticky accelerator.

   '̿'̿̿\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿

   If you and I woke up in jail together, using only FOUR words, what would you say to me? Copy & paste this in your status and see what your friends would say.

   this is an apology to one of my friends-a Cowboys fan!I do realise you are a true fan and you were explaining their talents -but when I said I hadn't seen a Cowboy choke like that since Brokeback Mountain - I was being sincere!!

   it's also Enunciate, not ANnunciate. ;)

   First, we had the iPod, then the iTouch and now the iPad. Is that for when they have their iPeriod? If so, I would hold off for the next larger version, the max-iPad.

   One day, you come home and everything has changed, like the locks.

   Seriously? The iPad? I'll just wait till they come out with a sleeker version... the iTampon.

   With my iPad in my lap, I feel so fresh. All over.