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   messageicon We're banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out.
←Rate | 02-09-2010 16:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy hump day! And no I don't mean Wednesday...
←Rate | 02-14-2010 10:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is hump day right? so how come I havent been humped today??
←Rate | 03-10-2010 18:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon believes Jimmy Buffet said it best. . . "Why dont we get drunk and screw?" Happy St. Patrick's and Hump Day everyone!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2010 10:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon so happy it's finally Hump Day! Oh, and I'm pretty excited it's Wednesday too.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 09:45 by christy Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day...
←Rate | 04-21-2010 11:01 by dfotravels Comments (0)  

   messageicon Handle every situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it,then p*ss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 06-04-2010 13:48 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:35 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.
←Rate | 09-10-2010 14:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon was very excited until my wife informed me that is NOT why they call it Hump Day. Sure, honey. And I suppose that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise?
←Rate | 11-03-2010 08:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon will most likely go through yet another hump day without doing what the name implies. :-(
←Rate | 11-03-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon its Wednesday...How about a mercy hump?
←Rate | 12-01-2010 14:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Successful 8-hour sleep diet. Woke up and rewarded willpower with gravy biscuits and sweet tea. HAPPY HUMP DAY, Y'ALL!
←Rate | 01-05-2011 09:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 00:29 by Joe Comments (0)  

   messageicon i know its hump day but get off my leg.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon you know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
←Rate | 03-23-2011 09:57 by tigertracks103 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 12:55 by rudeDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:18 by Destiiny Comments (0)  


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