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Posted by TJ on Tuesday July 3, 2007 @ 11:39 AM
[Tags: lyrics, internet]
[Music: Nickback - Rockstar]
I don't really like Nickelback because every song sounds the same.. but this song actually has some cool lyrics and a good sound...
Rockstar
by Nickelback Lyrics
I'm through with standin' in line
to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
this life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me
--(Yea, So what you need)--
I need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
--(Been there done that)--
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And well...
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
--(I'll have the quesadilla, ha-ha,)--
I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip --sync-- 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in Hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial,well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
[Tags: lyrics, internet]
[Music: Nickback - Rockstar]
I don't really like Nickelback because every song sounds the same.. but this song actually has some cool lyrics and a good sound...
Rockstar
by Nickelback Lyrics
I'm through with standin' in line
to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
this life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me
--(Yea, So what you need)--
I need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
--(Been there done that)--
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And well...
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
--(I'll have the quesadilla, ha-ha,)--
I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip --sync-- 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in Hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial,well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Posted by TJ on Friday June 29, 2007 @ 03:08 PM
[Tags: links, cellphone, humor]
With the use of cell phones phone cards and pay phones have become a novelty. However this company has found a new use for phone cards. You can use these things to spoof the caller id and have any name show up on the caller id display. So do not wait any longer... buy one... call your mom with County Prison showing up on the display and ask to her bail you out.
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[Tags: links, cellphone, humor]
With the use of cell phones phone cards and pay phones have become a novelty. However this company has found a new use for phone cards. You can use these things to spoof the caller id and have any name show up on the caller id display. So do not wait any longer... buy one... call your mom with County Prison showing up on the display and ask to her bail you out.
Posted by TJ on Thursday June 28, 2007 @ 11:39 AM
[Tags: business, web design, accounting]
Berkshire Halthway is a holding company which manages companies like Geico, Benjamin Moore, and Pampered Chef and had a revenue of $98.5 billion in 2006. Warren E. Buffett, CEO is the third richest man in the USA (Forbes, April 2007). Buffet is known for his cheap and frugile lifestlye and this is probably why he will not invest in a web designer for his multi-billion dollar company. The website for Berkshire Hathaway looks as though a middle school student prepared for a Miscrosoft Word project. I guess in their line of business they do not need to impress but really only a couple dollars and you can atleast get a professional look.
Hint: I need some side work
Link: http://www.berkshirehathaway.com
[Tags: business, web design, accounting]
Berkshire Halthway is a holding company which manages companies like Geico, Benjamin Moore, and Pampered Chef and had a revenue of $98.5 billion in 2006. Warren E. Buffett, CEO is the third richest man in the USA (Forbes, April 2007). Buffet is known for his cheap and frugile lifestlye and this is probably why he will not invest in a web designer for his multi-billion dollar company. The website for Berkshire Hathaway looks as though a middle school student prepared for a Miscrosoft Word project. I guess in their line of business they do not need to impress but really only a couple dollars and you can atleast get a professional look.
Hint: I need some side work
Link: http://www.berkshirehathaway.com
Posted by TJ on Friday June 22, 2007 @ 03:48 PM
[Tags: personal, thoughts, rant]
I've been quiet and reserved for most of my life. I can not remember exactly when it clicked in or if its just been there forever. I've thought about it and I'm sure a lot of those close to me think about it...what makes me so damn quiet? So here's an attempt at list that I will start and add to as time goes on.
[Tags: personal, thoughts, rant]
I've been quiet and reserved for most of my life. I can not remember exactly when it clicked in or if its just been there forever. I've thought about it and I'm sure a lot of those close to me think about it...what makes me so damn quiet? So here's an attempt at list that I will start and add to as time goes on.
- I do not like to ask stupid questions - most people like to ask questions just to make conversion, I only like to ask questions when I really want to hear the answer.
- I do not like to lie - It seems, at least to me, that most big talkers are also big liars. Half the crap coming out of their mouths is either lies or big exaggerations of what really happens. I keep it real and to the point.
- My mother named me Tim - So I took it upon myself to be Timid
- I'm an introvert - Most people think this is the same as being shy but they are wrong there's a good article here:
http://giftedkids.about.com/od/glossary/g/introvert.htm
- Abraham Lincoln is my role model: He once said "'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
There are some times I think of something to say but quickly put in reserve.
I may add some later.. but yeah... now you know and do not have to ask.
Posted by TJ on Wednesday June 6, 2007 @ 11:16 PM
[Tags: news, law, humor]
Some one from the sellers of this energy drink must of urged this guy to file this suit. Just think of the sales increase.
I'm out to get me some now... ah maybe not
[Tags: news, law, humor]
Some one from the sellers of this energy drink must of urged this guy to file this suit. Just think of the sales increase.
A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not go away and caused him to be hospitalized.
The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of Manhattan said he drank the nutrition beverage, which is made by the Novartis pharmaceutical company on June 5th, 2004.
Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume."
Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition. The 29-year-old says he underwent surgery that day for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.
The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods had problems that required a hospital visit and medical procedures to close blood vessels on his penis.
Woods' lawsuit seeks unspecified damages. A spokeswoman for the drug company says the company did not comment on pending litigation.
source: http://www.myfoxny.com/
I'm out to get me some now... ah maybe not
Posted by TJ on Tuesday June 5, 2007 @ 02:28 AM
[Tags: playlist, rant, music]
[Mood: bleh]
[Music: Billy Joel - Piano Man]
Here is my Sad Songs playlist straight from iTunes. Am I missing anything...?
Click for Lyrics (when available)
[Tags: playlist, rant, music]
[Mood: bleh]
[Music: Billy Joel - Piano Man]
Here is my Sad Songs playlist straight from iTunes. Am I missing anything...?
Click for Lyrics (when available)
Artist
Song
2 Pac
Dear Mama
A Perfect Circle
Imagine (Cover)
A Perfect Circle
Three Libras
Al Green
Tired Of Being Alone
Allison Krauss & Nickel Creek
The Lighthouse's Tale
Audioslave
Barenaked Ladies
I Live With It Everyday
The Beatles
Hey Jude
Beck
Lost Cause
Ben Folds Five
Ben Folds Five
Fair
Ben Folds Five
Brick
Billy Joel
Blink 182
I Miss You
Blink 182
Adams Song
Blue October
Bob Dylan
Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
Breaking Benjamin
Carbon Leaf
When I'm Alone
The Carpenters
Goodbye To Love
Cat Stevens
Father and Son
Counting Crows
A Long December
The Cure
Lovesong
Dropkick Murphys
The Green Fields of France
Dropkick Murphys
I'm Shipping Up to Boston
Elton John
Someone Saved My Life Tonight
Flogging Molly
Far Away Boys
The Fray
Gary Jules
Gilbert O'Sullivan
Godsmack
I Stand Alone
Goo Goo Dolls
Gordon Lightfoot
The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald
Green Day
Guns N' Roses
Don't Cry
Hank Williams
James Taylor
Fire and Rain
Jet
Look What You've Done
John Lennon
Johnny Cash
Jon Bon Jovi
Joy Division
Love Will Tear Us Apart
Karaoke All Stars
Two Beds and a Coffee Machine (key of A)
Kid Rock
Marvin Gaye
Lean on Me
Metallica
Tuesday's Gone (Cover)
Metallica
Mama Said
Metallica
Fade To Black
NewSong
The Christmas Shoes
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails
Something I Can Never Have
Nirvana
All Apologies
Our Lady Peace
Ozzy Osbourne
Pearl Jam
Daughter
Pink Floyd
Comfortably Numb
Poison
Every Rose Has It's Thorn
Puddle of Mudd
Radiohead
Creep
REM
Everybody Hurts
Simon & Garfunkel
Smashing Pumpkins
Mayonaise
The Smiths
Staind
Stone Sour
Bother
Sufjan Stevens
Casimir Pulaski Day
Third Eye Blind
Slow Motion
Tracy Chapman
Fast Car
Ugly Kid Joe
Cats in the Cradle
The Velvet Underground
Candy Says
Posted by TJ on Monday June 4, 2007 @ 04:40 PM
[Tags: rant, personal, opinion]
What? .. Let me explain...
First before you spend(ask for) a favor you have to make sure you enough in the bank. Ask yourself have I done something for this person that would make them want to help?
Bank your favors Always invest your favors so when you'll need a favor you can withdraw.
Make sure your investing in the right favor funds
Ask yourself: Has the fund helped me when in need? Am I just putting all my favors in and not getting any favors in return? You want to make sure you your getting a good return on investment.
Limit your loans Nobody likes debt. If you have a a favor loan make sure to repay quickly. Interest does accrue and is unfortunately not a viable tax deduction.
[Tags: rant, personal, opinion]
What? .. Let me explain...
First before you spend(ask for) a favor you have to make sure you enough in the bank. Ask yourself have I done something for this person that would make them want to help?
Bank your favors Always invest your favors so when you'll need a favor you can withdraw.
Make sure your investing in the right favor funds
Ask yourself: Has the fund helped me when in need? Am I just putting all my favors in and not getting any favors in return? You want to make sure you your getting a good return on investment.
Limit your loans Nobody likes debt. If you have a a favor loan make sure to repay quickly. Interest does accrue and is unfortunately not a viable tax deduction.
Posted by TJ on Tuesday May 29, 2007 @ 10:07 AM
[Tags: blog, rss, web design]
I made my blog available in rss so it would be searchable with Google Blog Search. It seems like I have to design my whole site around google's antics :/.
The next upgrade might be to add smilies to the blog so when I feel like making stupid faces like :O it changes it to a face.
Here's the link to the .rss until I add a permanent link.
http://tjshome.com/tjsblog.rss
Update:
I updated the rss feed so the format is nicer and easier to read. Before the html was showing as text.
[Tags: blog, rss, web design]
I made my blog available in rss so it would be searchable with Google Blog Search. It seems like I have to design my whole site around google's antics :/.
The next upgrade might be to add smilies to the blog so when I feel like making stupid faces like :O it changes it to a face.
Here's the link to the .rss until I add a permanent link.
http://tjshome.com/tjsblog.rss
Update:
I updated the rss feed so the format is nicer and easier to read. Before the html was showing as text.
Posted by TJ on Monday May 28, 2007 @ 04:07 AM
[Tags: health, personal, alcohol]
I've been thin all my life. And by now, since I am 26 years of age, am tolerable to the fact that I will never be of average weight but slightly less. A lot of people made riches off publishing their guide to weight loss and often people encourage me to do the same. I've meant for years to do so however have come to a block in the road on all occasions. However I do now know the recipe and will now write it here for free without any published book title "Tjs Diet" or ever clever naming scheme. The secret to thinness is to fidget for whatever worth. Never stay still.. if you sitting move you are leg up and down in a fast uncontrallable motion ...if you are waiting for company to arrive walk around your house in circles to they arrive...if you are sleeping, move around the bed so much that when you wake your sheets are no longer on the bed... chew your pens to the ink fills your mouth... when you are nervous have your hands tremble in an uncontrollable fashion so when your passing a drink to a friend the drink splashes to the ground... make constants trips to the fridge open it, see nothing you like and close the fridge, open again and repeat just to close again and take nothing...
These are some of the things I do every day without noticing. These are the things I think make it impossible to gain weight. Unfortunetely for those who do not fidget I do not beleive that controlable fidgeting is a weight loss possibility.
I'll try to conitinue when I'm sober...
[Tags: health, personal, alcohol]
I've been thin all my life. And by now, since I am 26 years of age, am tolerable to the fact that I will never be of average weight but slightly less. A lot of people made riches off publishing their guide to weight loss and often people encourage me to do the same. I've meant for years to do so however have come to a block in the road on all occasions. However I do now know the recipe and will now write it here for free without any published book title "Tjs Diet" or ever clever naming scheme. The secret to thinness is to fidget for whatever worth. Never stay still.. if you sitting move you are leg up and down in a fast uncontrallable motion ...if you are waiting for company to arrive walk around your house in circles to they arrive...if you are sleeping, move around the bed so much that when you wake your sheets are no longer on the bed... chew your pens to the ink fills your mouth... when you are nervous have your hands tremble in an uncontrollable fashion so when your passing a drink to a friend the drink splashes to the ground... make constants trips to the fridge open it, see nothing you like and close the fridge, open again and repeat just to close again and take nothing...
These are some of the things I do every day without noticing. These are the things I think make it impossible to gain weight. Unfortunetely for those who do not fidget I do not beleive that controlable fidgeting is a weight loss possibility.
I'll try to conitinue when I'm sober...
Posted by TJ on Sunday May 13, 2007 @ 02:14 PM
[Tags: tv, links, internet]
Joost (pronounced 'juiced') is a system for distributing TV shows and other forms of video over the Web using peer-to-peer TV technology, created by Niklas Zennstrom and Janus Friis.
Watch your favorite shows from MTV, Comedy Central, and WB on your computer.
I have the program and I gotta tell you I'm quite impressed. There's not that much programming available but they do have some cools shows and the quality is decent too.
Joost sign up is currently an invite-only basis.
The good news is I got invites so leave a comment with your email address and I will be nice enough to send you an invite.
Update: The Joost software seems to be very tempermental and will no longer load up. I checked the forums and it seems a lot of users are having the same issues as me. It's not worth the hastle so I uninstalled the program and will wait for
a.)better software AND
b.)more programming.
Unfortunately, I can no longer offer invitations as you need the program installed to send invitations. The alternative is to goto Joost.com and "Sign up for Joost beta" and you should receive an invite in a couple days.
[Tags: tv, links, internet]
Joost (pronounced 'juiced') is a system for distributing TV shows and other forms of video over the Web using peer-to-peer TV technology, created by Niklas Zennstrom and Janus Friis.
Watch your favorite shows from MTV, Comedy Central, and WB on your computer.
I have the program and I gotta tell you I'm quite impressed. There's not that much programming available but they do have some cools shows and the quality is decent too.
Joost sign up is currently an invite-only basis.
The good news is I got invites so leave a comment with your email address and I will be nice enough to send you an invite.
Update: The Joost software seems to be very tempermental and will no longer load up. I checked the forums and it seems a lot of users are having the same issues as me. It's not worth the hastle so I uninstalled the program and will wait for
a.)better software AND
b.)more programming.
Unfortunately, I can no longer offer invitations as you need the program installed to send invitations. The alternative is to goto Joost.com and "Sign up for Joost beta" and you should receive an invite in a couple days.
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