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   messageicon What did Michael Jackson have in common with the Chicago Cubs? He wore a single glove on his left hand, but it served no real purpose.
←Rate | 04-24-2014 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?
←Rate | 07-12-2009 12:02 by Ron Comments (0)  

   messageicon says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...
←Rate | 06-28-2009 21:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
←Rate | 01-20-2010 12:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon a guy at work has the whispering skills of Samuel L. Jackson.
←Rate | 08-09-2012 07:41 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon In honor of Michael Jackson's birthday, their family requests that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today.
←Rate | 08-29-2010 05:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I have a sore throat, a headache and a dry cough. We all know what that means. I'm never buying weed from Alowishus Jackson again.
←Rate | 03-18-2020 06:20 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!
←Rate | 08-26-2011 14:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was younger I used to have a lot of patience, but now I'm like Michael Jackson's Doctor & I have no patients.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 16:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?
←Rate | 06-24-2010 13:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies please stop editing your pictures what if you go missing how are we going to find you you look like Janet Jackson on Facebook but in person you look like Freddie Jackson
←Rate | 07-10-2017 15:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights
←Rate | 02-14-2010 10:32 by nico Comments (0)  

   messageicon Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be starring on everyone's TV sets very soon
←Rate | 07-12-2013 23:40 Comments (1)  

   messageicon It's a real shame that Justin Bieber never got to attend a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house
←Rate | 04-07-2011 02:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !
←Rate | 06-16-2010 17:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher
←Rate | 02-13-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Congratulations to Michael Jackson on 4 years of sobriety!
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 02:10 by Zack Comments (2)  

   messageicon I just wish Justin Bieber was around when Michael Jackson was in his prime.
←Rate | 05-28-2013 12:16 Comments (0)  

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