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   messageicon Raise your hand if you would add your boss as a Facebook friend. Now with the other hand slap yourself in the face.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:10 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon FACEBOOK is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K" ; )
←Rate | 03-04-2011 01:50 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon The first scene of Star Wars 7 should be C-3P0 waking up and saying "I just had three horrible dreams!"
←Rate | 01-25-2013 02:04 by Ron Comments (0)  

   messageicon Conserve energy: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:09 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Roses are red Violets are blue Friend Requests are great But who the f#$k are you?
←Rate | 07-05-2010 00:25 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon says it's been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom....
←Rate | 06-16-2009 12:19 by Ron Comments (0)  

   messageicon You remind me of my Chinese friend, Ug Lee.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 23:03 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:09 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon There should be realtionship status that says,"I don`t even know what`s going on"
←Rate | 07-05-2011 10:20 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks sleep is for people without Internet access.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:55 by RON Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook has just suggested I poke my wife . . . Yeah good one facebook . . . Been trying for weeks . .
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:08 by RON Comments (0)  

   messageicon I honestly think that women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 13:10 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks work is becoming a nice little break from Facebook.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:09 by RON Comments (0)  

   messageicon 3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects
←Rate | 06-30-2011 13:10 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to wear underwear on the outside of his clothes tomorrow to see if people assume he's crazy, or a superhero.
←Rate | 06-18-2009 03:04 by Ron Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ever look at your ex while thinking "was I drunk for our whole relationship?
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:51 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear God, it's me again. Can you bring the toolbox? My life needs fixing.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:55 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.
←Rate | 05-09-2020 06:00 by Ron Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 03:56 by RoN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:01 by RoN Comments (0)  

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