Posted by TJ on Monday July 27, 2009 @ 04:00 PM
[Tags: internet, links, bored]

I want in on apparently the "secret" invite-only exclusive community. I like being associated with these things ... I've had so much such success with the Luelinks post I figured I'd update my request for the new website name. If anyone has a FREE invite please send to http://tjshome.com/mailto.php?to=TJ. I'm good with secrets!

Oh and let us get this out of the way "Endofinter.net doesn't exist" OMG lolz LmAo

Posted by TJ on Friday February 13, 2009 @ 03:13 PM
[Tags: tjshome, update, bored]

I am always looking for funny creative cool names to rename my wireless internet router. So... I created a page so you can submit the funny wireless WIFI networks around you.

Check it out:
Funny WiFi Network Names

Please , submit your funny wifi name!

Posted by TJ on Wednesday February 4, 2009 @ 11:29 AM
[Tags: playlist, music, bored]

I am trying to come up a music playlist of songs that have helicopter noise in them.

Here is what I have so far:

• Metallica - One (beginning)
  
• Pink Floyd- Another Brick in the Wall 2 (end)
  
• Def Leppard - Die Hard the Hunter
  
• Pink Floyd - The Happiest days of Our Lives
  
• Rush - Countdown
  
• Billy Joel - Goodnight Saigon (beginning)

Update 2/13/09:

• Audioslave - Cochise (beginning)
  
• Aldo Nova - Fantasy (beginning)
  

Please add any other tracks that you know of with helicopters in them.

Posted by TJ on Thursday December 4, 2008 @ 01:07 PM
[Tags: politics, humor, bored]

This time the smart ones win.

Below you will see 2008 election results sorted by ID. As you can see for some reason or another the smart states voted for Barack Obama while the less the IQ the more likely you voted for John McCain.



The turn out for 2004 was a little different. The lower the IQ the more likely you voted for Bush as opposed to Kerry. In this election the lower IQ prevailed in that Bush was elected president for another 4 years of torture.



After the 2004 results maybe we need implement a IQ requirement before allowing the privilege to vote.

Posted by TJ on Wednesday December 3, 2008 @ 12:55 PM
[Tags: tv, bored, personal]

Here are some famous people/Celebrities from my Mount Kisco, NY (10549). I just moved here so I really didn't know any of these until now (except DMX).

* Michael Eisner was born here.
* John Schneider, TV actor, (The Dukes of Hazzard) was born here.
* Gavin McLeod, actor, was born here
* DMX owns a house here and the Mt Kisco, Applebees is is among his favorite hangouts.
* Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) lives here.
* singer Mariah Carey lived here
* Actress Susan Dey best known for her roles in The Partridge Family and L.A. Law grew up here.

There's a lot more who live in Bedford which I live of on the border of:
* Billy Baldwin
* Mariah Carey, vocalist, actress
* Chevy Chase
* Glenn Close
* Peter Frampton, Grammy-award winning musician
* Felicity Huffman, Academy Award-nominated and Golden Globe-winning film and television actress
* John Jay, founding father, diplomat, first Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, co-author of the Federalist Papers
* Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., environmental activist and son of the late Robert F. Kennedy
* Ralph Lauren, fashion designer and business executive
* Jennifer O'Neill, actress, accidentally shot herself at her residence in the hamlet of Bedford Hills
* Martha Stewart, business magnate, author, editor and homemaking advocate; owns a home in the Katonah hamlet
* Donald Trump, business executive, entrepreneur, television personality and author
* Bill W., co-founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, resident of Bedford, 1941-1971
* Roone Arledge, sports broadcasting pioneer, resident of Bedford late 1960s - early 1970s.

I only listed the one's I knew so there are plenty more.

What famous people live in your town?

Posted by TJ on Wednesday October 22, 2008 @ 03:20 PM
[Tags: humor, list, bored]

I found this list when looking at some old files. This list of way's to annoy people was a favorite of the Jokepage. I stopped updating the jokepage so I figured I'd resurrect the list for you to enjoy.

101's Different Ways to Annoy People - Tjshome.com

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
   
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
   
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
   
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
   
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
   
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
   
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
   
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
   
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
   
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
    
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
    
12. Sniffle incessantly.
    
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
    
14. Name your dog "Dog."
    
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
    
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
    
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
    
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
    
19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
    
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
    
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
    
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
    
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
    
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
    
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
    
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
    
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
    
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
    
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
    
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
    
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
    
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
    
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
    
34. Drum on every available surface.
    
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
    
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
    
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
    
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
    
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
    
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
    
41. Set alarms for random times.
    
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
    
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
    
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
    
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
    
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
    
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
    
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
    
49. Wear your pants backwards.
    
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
    
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
    
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
    
53. only type in lowercase.
    
54. dont use any punctuation either
    
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
    
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
    
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
    
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
    
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
    
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
    
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
    
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
    
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
    
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
    
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
    
66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
    
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
    
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
    
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
    
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
    
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
    
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
    
73. Drive half a block.
    
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
    
75. Ask people what gender they are.
    
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
    
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
    
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
    
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
    
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
    
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
    
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
    
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
    
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
    
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
    
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
    
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior
    mental processing."
    
88. Sing along at the opera.
    
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
    
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
    
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
    
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
    
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
    Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
    
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
    
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
    
96. Never make eye contact.
    
97. Never break eye contact.
    
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
    
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
    
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
     
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
     

Posted by TJ on Friday July 11, 2008 @ 02:25 PM
[Tags: guide, humor, bored]

Is your son a tagger? I saw this while doing a Google Image Search. It comes from the website of the City of Santa Ana, California.


This is not only ridiculous because all of these points are obvious. If my child had any of these things it would lead to ask him "what the heck are you doing with that?

Source: http://www.ci.santa-ana.ca.us/pd/Graffiti.asp

Posted by TJ on Friday May 23, 2008 @ 09:36 AM
[Tags: bored, links, news]

Think you're smarter than the average driver? When's the last time you took a written drivers test? When you were 16 getting a permit? How do you think you'd score if you took it again today? Take the GMAC Insurance National Drivers Test and see if you pass with flying colors, or if you could use a little brushing up.

I got 19 out of 20 correct.

NY was rated second worst drivers as NJ was #1 for being the overall worst drivers. GO NY!

Posted by TJ on Tuesday May 6, 2008 @ 04:56 PM
[Tags: wikipedia, links, bored]

Below is a list of humorous,interesting, or just plain useless lists found on wikipedia.org...
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday October 24, 2007 @ 09:43 AM
[Tags: links, science, bored]

Neat little test. Which side of your brain do you use, Left or Right?



If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

Left Brain uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and science can comprehend knowing acknowledges order/pattern perception knows object name reality based forms strategies practical safe

Right Brain uses feeling "big picture" oriented imagination rules symbols and images present and future philosophy & religion can "get it" (i.e. meaning) believes appreciates spatial perception knows object function fantasy based presents possibilities impetuous risk taking