joe Funny Status Messages

   I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.

   , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".

   a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.

   a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever

   come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls

   "Runaway" by Kayne West tells his listeners to "have a toast to the douchebags, and to the assholes" throughout his song. So basically, we're having a toast to Kayne.

   statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.

   "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

   i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....

   ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.

   brought to you by the letters W T F.

   smiling to increase his face value

   wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.

   Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set him on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.

   today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".

   alone with the kids for the weekend. I have 18 hours of Pixar movies and a squirt gun full of high-fructose corn syrup. Should be fine.

   Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...

   seems to care less about trees when I'm drying my hands in a public bathroom.

   Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches

   Its a stank fishy smell in the air...the prostitutes must be overheating