My wife came home with a v!brator, started waving it about and screamed, "I don't need you now! I don't need you now!" But guess who had to put the batteries in?
So, the U.S. Government has proposed to replace the $1 bill with a $1 coin. They say it will save $5.5 billion dollars. Time for me to cash in too... by producing a stripper g-string that will hold coins.
Stress is the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living $H!T out of some jerk who desperately deserves it