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   messageicon my valentine is Manti Te'o's old girlfriend....forever alone
←Rate | 02-13-2014 23:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single Awareness Day....this is going to be a S.A.D. day
←Rate | 02-13-2014 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wont be alone on valentines day....I'll be spending it with 127.0.0.1
←Rate | 02-11-2014 22:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon these neighbors shooting their guns off, you'd think a lot of people just died in The Hunger Games cause the gun sounds kinda like the cannon sound in the movie
←Rate | 01-01-2014 00:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon since New Years is on a hump day (Wednesday) maybe this will be the year I get a lo of humping
←Rate | 12-31-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon new way for a woman to get even with her ex....take his credit card & go on a shopping spree at target
←Rate | 12-23-2013 23:42 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon if anyone is still shopping for Christmas gifts, this week is "procrastinator's week"
←Rate | 12-19-2013 00:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how are OCD ppl made? a German person gets with a British person to make a baby so the baby is "Germish"
←Rate | 12-08-2013 00:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon while fixing the big Thanksgiving dinner remember to cook with wine like all the fancy tv chefs say....you'll be too drunk to realize what the family is saying or doing
←Rate | 11-27-2013 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last time I visitied a gym I was being graded on it
←Rate | 11-24-2013 23:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I think love is like bigfoot......other people claim they have seen it & experienced it but I don't think I ever will
←Rate | 11-20-2013 03:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if the Pillsbury Doughboy has a Facebook account &when his friends "poke" him he makes the little noise like in the commercials
←Rate | 11-08-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my keyboard must be female because it always has a period
←Rate | 10-25-2013 11:46 by Eddy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the government is like my computer....there might just be a problem when it shuts down
←Rate | 10-08-2013 19:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your neighbors call the police on you for playing loud music, just tell the cop "you can dance if you want to or you can leave your friend behind..."
←Rate | 10-08-2013 19:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon in England, "pounds" are money....im not fat, I'm rich
←Rate | 09-25-2013 21:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i find it ironic that in "the smurfs 2" the stepdad explains to Neil Patrick Harris' character how he met his mother
←Rate | 09-24-2013 00:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone else find it ironic that when the royal baby was born the doctor said "it's crowning"
←Rate | 08-02-2013 00:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family
←Rate | 07-23-2013 00:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon take Johnnie cochran to Florida with you & you could really do anything then.
←Rate | 07-14-2013 16:19 by Eddy Comments (1)  



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