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X says I wake up feeling like a golden statue....everyone else is the pigeons
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←Rate | 01-04-2017 03:12 by Eddy

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Friday January 6, 2017 @ 09:51 AM

You mean "are the pigeons". Maybe you are a pigeon after all.

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