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The world is ending in 16 days and I still don't know what I'm going to wear
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12-05-2012 06:18
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If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesn't that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie?
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10-24-2010 17:38
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I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
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10-25-2010 09:27 by
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Only 9,000 more lies until Election Day.
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10-26-2010 11:28 by
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In addition to being able to click "Like", Facebook needs a "That's what she said." option
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11-13-2010 10:12
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if it wasn't obvious before, it should be now.....The 80s had the best cartoons.
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12-03-2010 12:09
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People who hate hand gestures: I salute you.
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09-19-2010 17:37 by
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Getting back with your ex is pretty much the same as taking a shower, getting out, and putting back on the same old dirty underwear.
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09-19-2010 22:10
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showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.
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09-23-2010 09:35 by
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Ever have one of those days when you just want to go home and take a long hot bath with a small electric kitchen appliance?
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09-27-2010 22:22 by
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Dear Algebra, All year you made me try to find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please get over it and move on!!
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01-25-2011 13:43 by
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I'd swim the ocean for you... LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
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04-19-2010 07:05
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Traffic is moving pretty fast today, so I've decided to stop in the center lane open the hood and bring things back to normal. YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!
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09-16-2009 06:18 by
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Willy Wonka One of your Oompa Loompas have escaped. If you are looking for her, she is on Jersey Shore.
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01-30-2011 13:34
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This girl walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean." Hard of hearing the man says "come again?" She replies, "no mustard."
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01-30-2011 18:51 by
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Nice guys finish last... because they make sure their women come first ;)
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03-05-2011 00:05 by
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Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying.
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06-28-2011 11:07 by
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when I die.... my older posts will keep you entertained forever.
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07-11-2011 22:56 by
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Maybe the economy wouldn't seem so bad if we put happier pictures on money. Like George Washington on a jetski.
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08-05-2011 20:40 by
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I've had such a bad week First my girlfriend got run over by a bus, then I lost my job.. ..as a bus driver
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