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X is This girl walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean." Hard of hearing the man says "come again?" She replies, "no mustard."
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←Rate | 01-30-2011 18:51 by Dopey420 | Tags: Approved

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Anonymous
Sunday January 30, 2011 @ 08:51 PM

I dont get it?

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Anonymous
Monday January 31, 2011 @ 02:26 AM

What's not to get?

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Blah
Monday January 31, 2011 @ 04:16 AM

I get it lmao.....

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Scooter
Monday January 31, 2011 @ 06:20 PM

Take your porn crap somewhere else, Loser! This is a website for FUNNY statuses, not your immoral filth! Get lost!

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