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Why is it that the Troubleshooting sections of user manuals address every problem except the one you are having?
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07-31-2013 19:05
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"Nothing but Ben Affleck/Batman crap. Why the hell am I even here??" -NSA guy
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08-24-2013 04:10 by
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BET AWARDS MAYHEM - this happens every time these people get together. No, I don't mean b lack people, I mean silly rap ''artists''.
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09-30-2012 00:20 by
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Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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10-02-2012 03:36 by
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At the end of each day I ask myself, "Where's my damn Oscar for that?"
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10-22-2012 14:04
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Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
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05-13-2014 20:01 by
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This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones.
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05-21-2014 16:00 by
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If we wait patiently, eventually we'll all play Batman in a movie.
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05-22-2014 18:49 by
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Am I the only one that thinks the "Affluenza" Mom looks a heck of a lot like Carrot Top?
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01-08-2016 18:17
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..... Judging by the way some women wear makeup it's rather obvious they didn't excel at coloring as a kid ....
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02-24-2016 08:58
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GERMAN. Scientist "I've created super broccoli to fight heart disease"... U.S. Scientist "I've created a way to stuff an oreo inside another oreo"
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02-27-2016 12:24 by
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As I admired my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself: "I'm going to get kicked out of this Home Depot any minute now."
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03-10-2016 16:50
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Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."
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04-19-2016 18:01
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I wanna get rich enough to say to someone "nonsense, you can stay in our guest house"
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04-23-2016 07:43 by
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Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.
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05-02-2016 06:39
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My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"
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05-02-2016 19:04 by
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LinkedIn is just a dating site for people with a job right?
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05-19-2016 02:23
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I'm in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
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08-02-2014 08:20 by
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you ever had a job where you would just sit on the toilet just to kill time?
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12-07-2013 11:09
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I thought "twerking" was short for "networking". I really embarrassed myself while giving that presentation to the company's Board of Directors.
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