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We all have that friend that acts innocent, but is very naughty
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04-13-2012 20:39 by
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This beer tastes like I'm not waking up until the afternoon.
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04-13-2012 20:41 by
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1:00pm *Hears noise* "Hmm I wonder what that was..." 1:00am *Hears noise* "OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO BE MURDERED!"
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04-13-2012 20:42 by
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Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.
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04-13-2012 20:45 by
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Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
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04-14-2012 23:00 by
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Practice being nice, so that when you really need to be....it's not so hard.
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04-14-2012 23:02 by
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You're like a Password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying.
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04-14-2012 23:04 by
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The only Happy END that I know it's the weekEND
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04-14-2012 23:06 by
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I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.
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04-14-2012 23:07 by
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shout out to all of the crips that's stopped at a red light right now.
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04-14-2012 23:45 by
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The reason we give kids middle names is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
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04-15-2012 22:06 by
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At least your tax dollars are helping the secret service get laid.
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04-15-2012 22:07 by
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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04-15-2012 22:08 by
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Girls don't fart. That sound you hear is actually baby unicorns being released into the world to sprinkle sugar on cookies.
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04-15-2012 22:09 by
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People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with “lol” should be damn shot.
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04-16-2012 21:34 by
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When I'm bored I like to put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nursing home and wave at the old folks...
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04-16-2012 21:35 by
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I love a woman with passionate thoughts, eloquent words, and a beautiful mind...oh, and a nice rack too!
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04-16-2012 21:36 by
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Oh, you think you're ugly? I believe you spelled attention seeking wh$re wrong.
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04-16-2012 21:37 by
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Ghetto counting: 1) Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe. 5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. 8) Ate. 9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh.
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04-16-2012 21:40 by
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My ex left me for some balding, over-weight, less intelligent, less attractive, less financial secure person.
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04-16-2012 22:41 by
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