Funny Status Message #96658

X is 1:00pm *Hears noise* "Hmm I wonder what that was..." 1:00am *Hears noise* "OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO BE MURDERED!"
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←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:42 by BEGO

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