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   messageicon Fellas, There is a direct correlation between the size of the mega-spoiler on your car and the unlikelihood of your getting laid.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 15:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: NFL owners and players are meeting today to determine whether I'll have to spend Sundays with my family this fall...
←Rate | 06-26-2011 20:59 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself
←Rate | 03-08-2011 13:29 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
←Rate | 03-10-2011 02:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching Jersey shore can cause herpes of the eyes.
←Rate | 03-12-2011 19:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to walk away from, and some I would love to punch in the face
←Rate | 03-18-2011 08:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing worse than the truth are the lies that are told to cover it up.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 14:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon just spent the rest of my Halloween money on Blue Moon Pumpkin Ale.....I hope the trick-or-treaters are happy with some cough drops and a few beef bouillon cubes this year.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 18:29 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't decide if I'm in the right place at the wrong time or the wrong place at the right time.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 11:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian is saying she regrets that she and basketball star Kris Humphries rushed into marriage. She said he should have gone the traditional route and released the sex tape first.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 14:20 by mckibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, what doesn't kill you, makes a great story.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 10:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 22:17 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused.
←Rate | 02-24-2012 10:04 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Interesting that a lot of religions are anti-pork because bacon is the thing that makes me believe in God.
←Rate | 03-01-2012 20:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once I get my paycheck I turn into Gollum from 'The Lord of the Rings'.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 10:58 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, you're having a bad day? In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000.
←Rate | 04-28-2012 11:53 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'm not ready to adopt a highway, but a dead end street feels familiar and manageable.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:14 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was gonna deactivate my facebook..but I thought I'd be so proud of myself I'd wanna put it as my status..so I thought it was no point! :)
←Rate | 05-19-2012 13:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A handprint in clay is a great Father's Day gift from a three year old. Kinda creepy from a thirty year old, though.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 06:24 by flinnie Comments (0)  



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